Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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