Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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