This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
you never un-have a 4some
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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