he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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