I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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