I must be too annoying 4 u.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize
