Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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