he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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