Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
