Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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