If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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