You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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