arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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