They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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