She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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