and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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