my phone needs a breathalizer
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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