Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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