absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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