You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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