You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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