Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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