I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'm at about main and main street
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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