party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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