from now on my penis is your penis
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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