the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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