Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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