If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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