Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he shaved USA in his pubs
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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