i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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