loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just cropdusted the office
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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