Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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