Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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