I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
