I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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