I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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