Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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