I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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