Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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