How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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