I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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