Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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