i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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