did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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