Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.