was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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