Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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