We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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