I looked at my own cervix.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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