Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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