I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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