she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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