i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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