worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
