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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Kareoke will never be a sober sport

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend

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  Yeah but those French chicks did get naked

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.

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  Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming

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