i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO