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• (740): View more from Ohio

  i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one

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• (858): View more from California

  Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"

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  Soulmates.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?

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  Better looking than her though please.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?

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